oh, meegle

you don't know me
Mai 19 '12
Ego credo YOLO.

Ego credo YOLO.

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Mai 14 '12
I just sent off my first real job application. I’m terrified.

I just sent off my first real job application. I’m terrified.

Mai 14 '12

WHAT NANQUEST

WHAT?!

NANQUEST IS BEING UPDATED AGAIN?!

WHOOPS

BETTER STOP STUDYING FOR THE FRENCH AP AND APPLYING FOR A JOB

AND RETURN TO NANQUEST

…MOTHERFUCKERS.

Mai 14 '12
vomitkisses:

you should all know that i’m very happy
okay bye

This girl here just gave me one hell of an AP gift basket.
This crazy bitch is the best crazy bitch in the whole damn world.
These cookies are so damned good oh my god.

vomitkisses:

you should all know that i’m very happy

okay bye

This girl here just gave me one hell of an AP gift basket.

This crazy bitch is the best crazy bitch in the whole damn world.

These cookies are so damned good oh my god.

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Mai 13 '12
boltong:

i looked up to see if my bird rubbing its ass on things was wanking or not cause shes a girl and too young for it anyway and this is . what a result was

boltong:

i looked up to see if my bird rubbing its ass on things was wanking or not cause shes a girl and too young for it anyway and this is . what a result was

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Mai 13 '12

[] Favourite Movies of All Time

 Donnie Darko (2001)

“A storm is coming, Frank says. A storm that will swallow the children, and I will deliver them from the kingdom of pain. I will deliver the children back to their doorsteps, and send the monsters back to the underground. I’ll send them back to a place where no-one else can see them, except for me. Because I am Donnie Darko.”

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Mai 13 '12
vomitkisses:

every party at julias house

vomitkisses:

every party at julias house

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Mai 13 '12

kndr:

this is ms. darlene, she is the bus driver for the cta #52 kedzie/california bus. she is the best most flyest woman ever. we decided it was best to get the word out about her fly ass nails so when nicki minaj and/or lady gaga eventually steals her style, people will know who the original nail gangsta was. 

me: how do you wash dishes with those ms.darlene?

ms. darlene: girl. the husband washes dishes. the most i wash is maybe a plate or a couple of forks. girl the only water that gets on these is shower water. 

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Mai 13 '12

(Quelle: skate-high)

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Mai 13 '12

Anonym fragte:

can you put your sultenfua in my bewerbung? (no idea how that's spelled man)

We’d need a Bewerbungsunterlage first.

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Mai 13 '12
vomitkisses:

Only cool kids have watch tans (Taken with instagram)

vomitkisses:

Only cool kids have watch tans (Taken with instagram)

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Mai 1 '12

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Apr. 30 '12

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Apr. 30 '12

plusmodelmagazine:

Stunning new photo’s of plus size model Clementine photographed by Kate Moore Link: http://www.plus-model-mag.com/2012/04/stunning-new-photos-of-plus-size-model-clementine/

Yup.

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Apr. 30 '12
vomitkisses:

oh how i love the ampersand

Fun fact: The Ampersand evolved from the latin diagraph ‘et’!

vomitkisses:

oh how i love the ampersand

Fun fact: The Ampersand evolved from the latin diagraph ‘et’!

(Quelle: leebeeloves)

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